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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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