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Selp-Helf is a book by Colleen Ballinger and her brother Christopher Ballinger, released July 21, 2015 by Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. It is a parody of the self-help book genre. Simon & Schuster calls it a \"decidedly unhelpful, candid, hilarious 'how-to' guide\". The book is written in the voice of Colleen Ballinger's YouTube character Miranda Sings and presented in mock-scrapbook format, with silly advice, photos and comically bad artwork.
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